Lohan latest celeb to get off hook

This article has a quote that says Lindsey Lohan's getting out of jail the same day for a DUI offense is average. In fact, just 84 minutes. As a journalist, I took a tour of a county jail for that long...If only that short of time, the BIG question is WHY? With both offenses, she was found to have small amounts of cocaine in her possession.

Addiction is a horrible thing, no doubt. That's why a standard needs to be made for violations such as a DUI when they involve the general public. If somebody wants to burn themselves out or make headlines, that's one thing. But according to [http://www.alcoholalert.com/drunk-driving-statistics.html], there were "were 16,885 alcohol-related fatalities in 2005 – 39 percent of the total traffic fatalities for the year."

Lindsey, before it's too late, get a limo and a driver...

Hopefully a celeb kills someone while out on a partying binge?

84 minutes? And "Freaky Friday" were in theaters longer at 94 minutes...